It’s Monday right?

It’s Monday right?

Poppin klonopin have you like…fuck lol

Poppin klonopin have you like…fuck lol

This is a sign for you. #angelnumbers #1234

This is a sign for you. #angelnumbers #1234

manybodies:

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theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck awaythe boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

  • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
  • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
  • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
  • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
  • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
  • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

(Source: fallforwatsonmoved)

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theclothdiary said: Lmao the producer of Exodus claiming that there is still a 'debate' on the ethnicity of ancient Egyptians is like defending the white washing in The Last Airbender by saying there's still a debate on the ethnicities of Sokka and Katara. The proof of their 'ethnicities' literally couldn't be more obvious, but cool let's just pretend like it's not.

onlyblackgirl:

White people will do anything to avoid having to admit that black built amazing structures like those in Egypt.

They be like:

"WOW, these are amazing….welp had to have been white people because even though Egypt is in Africa and there are literally zero traces of white people anywhere near here, and we haven’t found a single white looking person in the tombs or in the writing on the wall, black people could not have accomplished this much amazing. So white people must have came over, built them than disappeared into thin air. Logic." 

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verpissditch:

i like how people make posts about “white girls” who drink starbucks or “white boys” who suck at flirting or are awkward,

but if you do the same thing and write “black girls” or “black guys” THEN its racist.

Racism goes both ways people.

When did it become a…

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For the white man to ask the black man if he hates him is just like the rapist asking the raped, or the wolf asking the sheep, ‘Do you hate me?’ The white man is in no moral position to accuse anyone else of hate! Why, when all of my ancestors are snake-bitten, and I’m snake-bitten, and I warn my children to avoid snakes, what does that snake sound like accusing me of hate-teaching?
Malcolm X, The Autobiography of Malcolm X (via owning-my-truth)

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slanting:

kiss me kiss me cover my body in loveby Tracey Emin

slanting:

kiss me kiss me cover my body in love
by Tracey Emin

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sinidentidades:

Remember that bus driver whose Bible saved his life in ‘reverse racist’ attack? Looks like he made it up

A Dayton bus driver, who claimed a Bible in his pocket saved his life after three Black youths shot and stabbed him, apparently made up the attack, reported the Dayton Daily News.

Rickey Wagoner told police on Feb. 24 he was repairing a mechanical malfunction early that morning outside his electric-powered bus when he was attacked by three teens who claimed they wanted to “shoot a polar bear” – which is allegedly street slang for a white person.

He told police one of the assailants urged another to kill the RTA driver if he wanted “to be all the way in the club,” and Wagoner said the teens were wearing dark blue bandanas that suggested gang affiliation.

The 49-year-old Wagoner told police one of the teens shot him twice, but one bullet was stopped by a copy of The Message—a paraphrasing of the Bible into contemporary English by Eugene Peterson—that was in his shirt pocket.

Wagoner said he was also shot in the leg and stabbed in the left arm, but he told police he wrestled the gun away and emptied the weapon’s clip as the assailants fled.

The FBI had even launched an investigation into the case as a possible hate crime.

However, police said Wagoner’s injuries were not consistent with defensive wounds – but were consistent with hesitation wounds, suggesting they were self-inflicted.

Surveillance cameras on the bus did not record any audio or video for the first five minutes Wagoner was off the bus, but the system recorded audio of several gunshots in the remaining 2 minutes and 20 seconds the driver was off the bus.

But police said the gunshots were in reverse order from what would be expected, based on Wagoner’s account.

Police found two bullets lodged in The Message, but investigators said it was “not credible” that the bullets could have been fired into the book without wounding Wagoner.

The only DNA found at the scene was from Wagoner, who police said did not sound out of breath when he drove away on the bus and called a dispatcher to report the shooting.

Police said Wagoner should have been winded since he claimed he had just “fought for his life” and then ran 200 to 300 feet.

Police have closed the case as unfounded, and Wagoner has not been charged with any criminal offense.

so how many black kids got rounded up because of this shitstain?

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